1)Are you really ready for 111 questions?
IN MY MOUTH IT'S JUST SO BITTERSWEEEEEEEET

2) Was your last real relationship a mistake?
yeah lol

4) Who did you last say "I love you" to?
my dog omfg

5) Do you regret it?
no ofc not

6) Have you ever been depressed?
yeah probably oml

7) Are you a boy or girl?
i'm an it.

8) Do you have any allergies?
does hay fever count. lul.

9) What is your relationship status?
SINGLE AS A PRINGLE. i'm so 2010.

10) How do you want to die?
um zombies pls

11) What did you last eat?
i don't remember;s probably pizza or some shit

12) Played any sports?
ha. ha. ha.

13) Do you bite your nails ?
sometimes. but recently, no.

14) When was your last physical fight?
a while ago. dunno.

15) Do you have an attitude?
don't know

16) Do you like someone?
yes

17) What is your real name?
fern.. i suck

19) Are you gonna get high later ?
where were you when we were getting high omfg

20) Do you hate anyone at the moment?
lol

21) Do you miss someone?
yeah

22) Twirl or cut your spaghetti?
slurp it. hah i win.

23) Do you tan a lot?
HAHAHA NO

24) Have any pets?
yes, two dogs, a cat and FISH.

25) How exactly are you feeling?
lonely

26) Ever eaten food in a car while someone or yourself is driving?
well duh

27) Ever made out in the bathroom?
yeah. [x

28) Would you take any of your exes back?
no.

29) Are you scared of spiders?
sort of, ayee. them little ANKLEBITERS.

30) Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
um depends. if you meant like two years ago then fuck no. if you meant like two hundred years ago then fuck yes.

31) Do you regret anything from your past?
no

32) What are your plans for this weekend?
play sims ahaha.

33) Do you want to have kids?
no, them smelly little bastards. ew..

34) Did you ever kiss someone whose name starts with an M?
does my mum count

35) Do you type fast?
yes

36) Do you have piercings? How many?
of course! .. seven i think. my navel, my septum, my tongue, two in each lobe, and my left tragus. that's only six. hurrdurr, sorry.

37) Want any more?
yes omfg. tongue web, industrial, stretch my ears to 1/2"(if that counts), collarbones, hipbones, and more that i can't think of.

38) Can you spell well?
i think so, yeah.

39) Do you miss anyone from your past?
sometimes.

40) What are you craving right now?
a lemon

41) Ever been to a bonfire party ?
nope

43) Have you ever been on a horse?
yes

44) Kissed someone in a pick up truck?
no

45) Have you ever broken someone's heart?
doubt it

46) Have you ever been cheated on?
yes. but i'm only fourteen oh my.

47) Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?
yes

49) Would you live with someone without marrying them?
again. does my mum count? ahaha, yes, i would.

50) What should you be doing ?
whatever the fuck i want that's what~

51) What's irritating you right now?
there's a bee that i've managed to trap behind my curtains. it's buzzing about and annoying me. that lil shit.

52) Have you ever liked someone so much that it hurts?
maybe

53) Does somebody love you?
WELL MY MUM DOES

54) What is your favorite colour ?
black. i'm goth ok

55) Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle?
i don't think so oml

57) Do you have trust issues?
yes

60. Do you have a good relationship with your parents?
not really

62) Do you believe your most recent ex thinks about you?
no

63) Who was the last person you cried in front of?
my friend nathan i think

64) Do you give out second chances too easily?
nope

65) Is it easier to forgive or forget?
forget

66) Is this year the best year of your life?
no

67) What was your child hood nickname?
fernie. oh my.

68) Have you ever walked outside completely naked?
no.... c;

70) Do you believe everything happens for a reason?
no

71) What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?
a pee. bam, didn't expect that.

73) What is bothering you?
that bee.

74) Have you ever been out of your province?
i had to google the meaning of province. i still don't know.

75) Do you play the Wii?
i used to.

76) Are you listening to music right now?
did you really ask that; obviously oml FAST IN MY CAR BY PARAMORE ATM

77) Do you like Chinese food?
i like a plain chow mein once in a while.

78) Do you know your fathers b- day?
it's three days after mine. but i don't know what year.

79) Are you afraid of the dark?
no.

80) Is cheating ever okay?
um if it's on homework then yeah gosh

81) Are you mean?
probably

82) Can you keep white shoes clean?
no.

84) Do you believe in true love?
dunno

88) Do you like the outside?
depends what it's like.

89) Are you currently bored?
not really. quite occupied and content.

90) Do you wanna get married?
someday maybe

91) Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby?
no.

92) Are you hungry?
no

93) Have you ever made out for more than a half hour straight?
is that even possible

94) What makes you happy?


95) Would you change your name?
yes

96) Ever been to Alaska?
no, i wish omfg

98) Do you watch the news?
not really

99) What' s your zodiac sign?
gemini

100) Do you like Subway?
no.

101) Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed?
no my cat loves me

102) Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?
can u not

103) Do you talk like your friends?
that doesn't make any sense.

105) Have you ever seen someone you knew & purposely avoided them?
yes. all the time.

106) Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around?
yes.

107) who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to?
i think it was nathan

108) Does it matter if your boyfriend/girlfriend smokes?
nope not at all

109) Who's the last person you had a deep conversation with?
nathan.

110) Favourite lyrics right now?
i'm not alone 'cause the tv's on yeaaaah

111) Can you count to one million?
no but i can count to ten